He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize