Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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