school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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