My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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