I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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