Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Soap is not a condiment
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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