how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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