talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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