dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
try to milk me bitch
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