question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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