You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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