Say something about gay babies.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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