no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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