You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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