Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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