It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
did i just pee glitter
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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