She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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