did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
