Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
When are your genitals available?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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