Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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