I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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