I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
third nipple confirmed
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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