I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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