I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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