Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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