yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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