So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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