I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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