And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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