There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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