your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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