Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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