I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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