Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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