Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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