People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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