jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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