I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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