ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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