hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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