Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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