Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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