You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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