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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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