have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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