Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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