I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I want to be your penis for a week.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
