If i come over, it means nothing
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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