I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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