The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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