Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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