I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize