it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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